This is a discussion on Pooping Your Pants Thread within the Retarded Polls forums, part of the Message Board category; We all fart. But sometimes we push too hard and you get a little moist in the undercarriage. Maybe we ...
We all fart. But sometimes we push too hard and you get a little moist in the undercarriage. Maybe we had a little too much to drink and the next day (the morning) Starbucks makes your bowels erupt like Mount Vesuvius. Or maybe you had a stomach bug and it gave you the Hershey quirts. Ever have to toss a pair of underwear away do to the smelly streaks? This is the pooping your pants thread where we can all talk about our fecal experiences.
I really like to pee and poop in my pants. one time i was in the garden and i was pulling weeds, I really needed to go to the bathroom, but i also needed to finish up out side. It was very hot out, and i was in a squatting position, wear a skirt. all of the sudden, by bladder relaxes, i was very surprised, do much pee stats to rush into the grass. it goes down my legs. i stand up, still peeing, and start walking to the house- STILL PEEING. i stop. i can't go anyfurther. i stand there holding up my skirt, bending my legs slightly, and poo a little. it hangs out of my butt for a few seconds, i reach down and feel it. Its really solid. i poo some more. its like a rod/penis w/ erection. my underwear stands out like 5 in. its really weird. right there when i stop poopig i take off my underwear- i cant beilive i just did all that-wow. About a week later i'm watching a movie and sitting on the couch all snuggled. i have to go to the bathroom sooooo bad, but i know that i'm not going to get up. I put my hand down my pants to feel my vagina, its irritated becuase of the sex i had last night. i decide to take off my pants, but keep my thong on. I put my hand over my vagina, but lightly. I try to pee. It squirts up and every where i pull up my finger and let myself leak all over the couch. the i roll out of the couch and into the kitchen. i squat, and poo on the ground- fun times!
Wow, I can't believe more people aren't admitting to pooping their pants. C'mon people we all do it...just admit it, we're all friends here in the reatarded community
my name is josh i am 27 and i have a 5 year old son and i had the case of the flu about 6 mos back. long story short i was getting my son ready to go home with his mom and i was in the process of putting his shoes on for him when i bent over and thought it was only going to be a fart.... oh was i wrong, i shit my pants. i am a 27 year old man who still shits his pants.... i will be single forever
the woman with the story about pissing herself on the ground and the couch. honey you need some serous help. that is just gross, i cant beleive you would actually tell a story like that, you should be ashamed of yourself to sit there and tell everyone that you are a woman, you are a pig. pooping your pants on accident is one thing but doing it because you like it, you are sick. either that or you are just too lazy to move your ass to the bathroom.
i enjoy sitting in my poop i wasent potty trained until age 14 but when i was 11 i was wearing a diaper a i had a baby sitter and she dident know that i still wore diapers and so i told her that i was going to the bathroom and shes like k and then she invited her boy friend over and he opened the door of the bathroom(our lock was broke) and he saw me sitting on the toilet thinking the diaper was my under wear and called my baby sitter over to the bath room door and she ran over there but before she got there i pulled my pants up as quickly as i could and she dident see it butt her boyfriend tortures me alot and he pulled down my pants started laughing at me then he left the bathroom and called over all of his friends he has about 75 friends and they all came over started laughing at me and took pictures of me with pants down and then they tied me to a chair and made me eat hot baby food and i refused to so they soulved down the back of mt diaper and then they started soulving garbage down my pants and made me watch barney well they were shouving tuna down my pants and then they tied me to my bed and put a pacifier in my mouth and i spit it out and then they gave me a bottle and untied me and when i thought they were going to be nice they made me go into ther spank line and i fell asleep at the end it was horible
I remember when I was a little over 3 years old, I just finished potty training and had been out of diapers for about a month.
Early one morning I woke up and got on my hands and knees (as was my habit when I still wore diapers) and started grunting and pushing a big load into my training pants.
I felt the poop push its way into my pants creating a huge bulge. I completely forgot that I wasn't supposed to poop in my pants anymore. I felt ashamed and a little afraid. So I got out of bed and went to my dresser and fount a pair of plastic pants. I put them on and went back to bed and finished pooping and added some pee to my pants also. I remember thinking how much I missed going poopy and pee pee in my diapers. It just didn't feel the same going in my training pants.
elective surgery to remove a small section of colon has caused problems for the last 10 years. doctor advise included consumming fiber supplements like metamucil. surprisingly, my b. m.'s passed easily and with no pain. the problem was how quickly the urge to go would reach the critical alert stage, giving me little time to reach the bathroom. after about a month of pooping in my bed, my underwear or on the bathroom floor and the god-awful clean-up, i resorted to wearing diapers. i was resistant but my wife insisted. i can't tell you how weird it felt. talk about retarded. the wife was very accomodating. an r. n. for almost 15 years, diapers didn't phase her one bit. the doctors said "post surgical complication" and it's duration was unknown. despite my urgency problem i was still directed to continue the fiber therapy. the hope was that with a smooth running colon, i would not develop the problematic diverticulum. "manage it " i was told. "it will get better". so my little problem was just that. my problem. diapered at bedtime, i eventually began peeing in my diapers instead of taking them off to use the toilet. it felt retarded. but being in a wet diaper was nothing compared to being in a messy one. let me also mention that the problem, commonly refered to as bowel incontinence, included amazing frequency and enormous volume. i shite like a horse. gross. and retarded. a typical morning now consists of me laying in bed. let's say a saturday morning. long week and i'm sleeping in. as is my usual habit, i awaken at 5 and feel the urge. sometimes it actually wakes me up. so here i am, laying in bed with a wet diaper. we used a combination of cloth diapers with a disposable liner or plain old disposables. i detested the plastic pants but knew they were a neccesity. disposables leaked and got the bed wet so we settled on a disposable diaper used as the liner for a pull-up cloth diaper. jeez. i felt like the biggest retard. anyway, i awaken already in "brown alert" stage. i know from limited experience that even thinking about making a mad dash is a complete waste of time. as always, i resist the dreaded deed for as long as i can. which isn't very long. within seconds an enormous turd decsends slowly into my diaper. god. it's as big as a can of soda. and it's gotta be a foot long. it folds and continues to pile. a sudden involuntary contraction causes a mighty surge of semi-soft poop. i've become a big soft-serve machine. it spreads up under my nuts and causes the back of my diaper to ballon. the wife gets a wiff of pungency and reaches across to feel the protruding bulge. she knows that i refuse to do the clean-up routine until i get my saturday morning sleep-in. that and the fact that it's not uncommon for me to experience a couple more "events" in the next few hours. every day. usually 3 enormous bowel movements in 3 hours. yuk. so with a wet, loaded diaper i drift quickly off to sleep. fast forward to 8 o'clock. i'm sitting there on that big pillow of poop, my plastic pants encased diapers bulging warmly between my legs. the last poop is seconds away. i lay back and pull up my knees. a mighty surge of soft poop, a product of regulay fiber therapy, spreads in my diaper and fills it to capacity. the feeling is surprisingly erotic. and infantile. after another half hour of laying in bed and watching msnbc, i waddle off to the bathroom for clean-up. you can't begin to understand the magnitude of the hassel. as of late the problem has escalated and i'm occaisionally forced to wear during the day. oh what fun.
once when i was 10 i went to the icecream van for my friend and i
farted XD so i put my hand down my pants and realised i had shit myself i ran into my friends used his mirror to see where i was wiping my ass then ran to mine with my shitty pants in my pocket then threw them in mine went to ice cream van and give him the icecream which my hand had been down my pants with :P
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my name is josh i am 27 and i have a 5 year old son and i had the case of the flu about 6 mos back. long story short i was getting my son ready to go home with his mom and i was in the process of putting his shoes on for him when i bent over and thought it was only going to be a fart.... oh was i wrong, i shit my pants. i am a 27 year old man who still shits his pants.... i will be single forever
yikes! what a load
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