This is a discussion on Sniffing Underwear within the Retarded Polls forums, part of the Message Board category; This may sound funny or borderline retarded, but this is retards.com so I gotta ask it? Have you ever ...
This may sound funny or borderline retarded, but this is retards.com so I gotta ask it? Have you ever sniffed someone's underwear with a sexual pretense? I guess there's alot of people that take whiffs of their own underwear for the sake of deciding clean or dirty......those instances don't count. This will be the underwear sniffing/stealing confessional for your you dirty pervs. Keep it PG13 and safe for work please.
No, I have not but I have to give you props for creativity on this one. Most of these polls are gay but this one actually made me LOL I'd love to hear the stories of the Ree Rees who actually admit to this
my name is josh i am 27 and single. i wear colored tighties. this is my method, honest, i pull my underware down to my knees, pull the crotch of them up, sort of like they are inside out and i bend down to look into them and smell them and make an educated decision on wheather my underware smell normal, then i take em off and put them into the washer. my ex says its really retarded, obviously. maybe thats why she left. but i think there is nothing wrong with it.
I have never stolen a girls underwear to sniff, however after a night out once I did get myself into a crazy situation. I was at a club with a couple of my friends, my cousin and some of her friends we were all having a good night dancing away, drinking and generally having fun, now my cousin was obsessed with me getting with her friend barbara who I had no interest in at all, anyway I carried on dancing with another girl i`d met in the club when my cousin for some evil reason came up and said he`s with me at which the girl left me and we started bitching. not long after this barbara started pretending to be ill and asked me if I was going to take her home to which I replied no but i`l put you in a taxi and send you on your way which I did. my cousin lisa asked where barbara was and I said i`d sent her home, we started bitching again and which point I left the club unfortunately I was heading to my cousins house and this club was in her town I then went to bed and had been in bed for sometime when lisa arrived homea along with her friends, they came into the bedroom where I was sleeping and jumped onto me, lisa started giving me abuse again about leaving barbara, I was pinned down by these girls at this point - suddenly one of the other girls dawn said he "he was more interested in getting into that other girls pants than looking afer barbara" the next thing "lisa said if he wants to get into a girls pants he can she then moved forward and sat on my face" one of the other girls said make him smell your knickers to which lisa said "he`s got no choice anyway he`s trapped under my skirt and his nose is stuck into my knickers so he`s going to be sniffing them" they all started laughing i tried to turn my head away from her gusset but lisa just forced it back inline and said you wanted to get into a girls knickers, so get smelling mine take a good sniff of them, the laughter continued, after a while one of the other girls said he must me sick of having to sniff your knickers now, lisa lifted up a bit and asked me if I was, of course I replied yes to which dawn said "he`s sick of smelling your knickers move off him and he can smell mine instead" I thought she was joking but the next thing I find lisa moving off me and quick as a flash dawn moves forward lines her knickers up with my face and drops her skirt over my head I find myself engulfed in some bright pink knickers having to smell yet another sweaty pair of pants. all the girls took it in turns I lost track of time but I certainly didn`t forget my first experience of having to sniff knickers. to this day I know what girls are capable of so dont under estimate them. plus im gay!!
I am a chronic panty sniffer and I have been since Middle School. I am sorry I have just been hooked since my first time. Does that make me strange? Do you think it is hereditary, because my dad is also a sniffer of the panties? Will it skip my kids or will they sniff something worse than panties?
Of course, all straight men sniff womens panties, if they didnt they would probably be weird, i do wonder though, does that mean gay men sniff, other guys, underware? that thought never occured until now!
i spend all day teasing my gelfrend so that she cums in her pants and then when she leaves to go home she leaves me them to smell all night long! she liks it just as much as me i ges otherwise she woldent leave me them they are usuwaly well coverd and smell for atleas 2 days cool
Sick! Never- If I needed to sniff men's undies to get in the mood I'd put myself into a physch center! lol
The whole thing really gives me the creeps-
I wonder if it's more a guy thing?
I've never sniffed and never stolen, however I must admit that in my college days I did inspect those of a rather attractive young lady while using her bathroom. Nothing more happened though, I promise
Of course, all straight men sniff womens panties, if they didnt they would probably be weird, i do wonder though, does that mean gay men sniff, other guys, underware? that thought never occured until now!
and yes. gay guys sniff other guys dirty undies. I do and love it
here is i thing,
there is a story going back many years i firmly belive in....and its about prostitues plying there trade going back to 1800's.... they used to insert their fingers in to their vagina's and rub the vagina fluid behind their ears so as the smell would eminate around them.. which belive it or not attracted the men to them as the smell of a womans vagina has ferramone's which attract the male's... thats if they was close enough to be able to smell it that is...this is why most prostitutes back in them days would come real close so you could smell it...bit like a test drive..lol
well if you search the web you can find it littered with aftershaves of the same that atract women to men....not sure how they work but there you go.all so im told the perfume 'musk or a perfume which has a musk smell is base on the 1800 therory.
true...i think so yeah.
myself im a panty sniffer and it is the sexiest thing it the world,i have acollection of all my ex girl friends and use them very regular,its all about the smell and the flash back,and the personal side of the girls possesons,them not knowing and all that,i have stolen many many pairs over the years and even 14/15 year olds its not that i would ever go near an underage girl just simply that they are female and i got access to wash baskets or what ever,i use them personally and wear them alone in bed thats about it.
i am very red blooded and have always been in relationships never been single so its not desperate...
belive me when i tell you this is by far not underground millions of men all over the world do it every day and love it...#
its healthy and nothing to be ashamed of at all.
I sniff my girlfriend's younger sister's panties. She always wears thongs for some reason. She is incredibly cute and sexy and I could'nt help it. After 6 years of knowing her and seeing her one time accidently in her bra and panties ( she was vacuuming her room and did'nt know I was home) I decided to take a sniff. I felt bad at first, but became aroused. I just love the scent and I get off on it. I suppose it's because I do it when no one is home, that it is exciting and very addicting.
Has anyone else fantasized about getting it on with their gf's younger sister (she's 21) or taken a whiff of their undies? Or am I the only sick freak??!!
I sniff my girlfriend's younger sister's panties. She always wears thongs for some reason. She is incredibly cute and sexy and I could'nt help it. After 6 years of knowing her and seeing her one time accidently in her bra and panties ( she was vacuuming her room and did'nt know I was home) I decided to take a sniff. I felt bad at first, but became aroused. I just love the scent and I get off on it. I suppose it's because I do it when no one is home, that it is exciting and very addicting.
Has anyone else fantasized about getting it on with their gf's younger sister (she's 21) or taken a whiff of their undies? Or am I the only sick freak??!!
Mate this is EXACTLY what i was going to write......exactly the same situation
now why in the world would someone even think of sniffing other mens dirty stinky sweaty briefs are beyond me ...now thats just nasty gross shame on the ones who do it you dirty pervs