Woman Almost Makes Off With The Salami

elvenrunelord · #1 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

A woman in Manchester was arrested recently for shoplifting. When searched it wa found she had a whole salami in her knickers. Her excuse was she was missing her boyfriend.

Its good to be an Italian these days I guess

Simplyme · #2 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

Wow that must be quite the boyfriend huh to warrant a whole salami.

mscott · #3 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

I can almost understand someone stealing food because they were desperate to eat, however, her excuse wow. While it might have taken the police off guard I doubt it received much sympathy.

bubble · #4 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

What!!

She missed her boyfriend!! I have heard it all now. Some people are just not on this planet.

Brandbla8 · #5 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

If that reminded her of her boyfriend then I am missing out some where. But to stick it down your pants and steal it. She should have just bought one to have.

mandiees · #6 (**permalink**) 09-02-2008

This woman sounds like she has issues...

Lissy · #7 (**permalink**) 09-03-2008

I wonder how she'd gotten caught? Did someone see her stuff the salami in her pants or did she walk funny? As to the excuse she gave... No comment.