NEW YORK - A New York child genius who was 14 when she earned her bachelor's degree is the youngest college professor in history.The Guinness Book of World Records formally announced that Alia Sabur is the youngest person to be a full-time professor, The New York Post reported Monday.Sabur was 18 when she was hired Feb. 19 as faculty in the Department of Advanced Technology Fusion at Konkuk University in South Korea."It's really a great honor to be in the company of such great scientists," the now 19-year-old said.Sabur is set to start physics studies and teaching next month at Konkuk, the Post reported."We are all very excited to welcome Alia Sabur. Alia is quite a unique individual and we are looking forward to her making great contributions at our university," Konkuk University spokesman Kim Choon-ho said.

They call him Dr. Feelgood. He's gonna make everything feel alright. He's the one they Dr. Feelgood. He's gonna be your Frankenstein. I've got one thing you'll understand (Dr. Feelgood)....

Maybe this kid could discover how to REALLY enlarge penises, you know....something productive for society.

Here's a picture of the youngest professor:

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Let the kid live his life a bit. He will end up getting all overworked and stressed out. After burning out, he will probably create a deadly virus and kill half the population.


Hmmm maybe that isn't a bad idea....let the kid do what he has to do.

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