Sioux Falls police trying to arrest a Lincoln, Neb., woman on shoplifting and drug charges said she faked birth pains. Officers were called to The Empire Mall Monday for a report of a woman stealing a key chain (a flippin' key chain!). When they searched the 35-year-old woman's purse, they also found pain pills without a prescription.
As she was being arrested, the woman said she was going into labor, so she was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
Doctors determined that not only was she not in labor, she wasn't even pregnant.
Police say the woman will have to pay for the ambulance ride and hospital visit.

Didn't I see something like this on the show Breaking Bad?

Yeah I saw that episode where her sister gives her a diamond tiara for her unborn child, that she stole, and she tries to return it and they accuse her of shoplifting. Then she fakes some contractions and they let her go.

That's a great show

Guess it didn't work out so well for the woman in Sioux Falls

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I guess you have to give her some credit for trying. I do however think this may have been more effective if she had been pregnant in the first place.

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