Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 1 votes, 5.00 average. Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 05-22-2008
Fat Bastard's Avatar
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 12
Fat Bastard is on a distinguished road
Default Hallelujah Diet

This is a low-calorie, vegan diet made up of raw organic foods and faith. It's the only biblically-based diet on here and was developed by a reverend who must have had his confessional converted into a port-o-potty.

Some other things included in this holy diet are “adequate rest and sufficient amounts of sunshine”. I sure somewhere it also mentions rainbows and angels. The faith part comes in when you are praying to anyone who will listen through the bathroom door because you need your third roll of toilet paper.

Lord I pray that I lose my fat ass!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 3 Weeks Ago
momto2's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 70
momto2 is on a distinguished road
Thumbs down This diet doesn't work

Believe me I have the faith, but I've been praying for uears to lose the weight and it hasn't helped me!!!! Maybe I need some more rainbows
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The Hollywood Diet Fat Bastard Losing Weight And Health Tips 0 05-22-2008 09:04 PM
Apple Cider Vinegar Diet Fat Bastard Losing Weight And Health Tips 0 05-22-2008 09:03 PM



Advertisements

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:33 AM.

Contact Us - Retard Chat - Archive - Top

Please note that retards.com does not endorse the harsh treatment nor ridicule of actual retards. We only make fun of people, places, & things that act retarded.A portion of the website's future revenue will actually be donated to children afflicted with mental retardation. So get your head out of your ass and start posting.