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On the Master Cleanse Diet, you drink a beverage (no food) made from lemons, maple syrup and cayenne pepper for 10 days.

The idea probably came from some poor, starving person barely surviving on the meager supplies they had left in their pantry who concocted the Master Cleanse on accident. This would make it ironic, as it is now one of the most popular diets for the rich and famous.

You will see a dramatic weight loss… if you don't drop dead first. Though you’ll wish you did once the spicy, cayenne laced turds come blasting out of your colon.


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Is this a concoction that you buy or that you make at home yourself??


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These "Detox" programs are probably the biggest snake oil scam since magnets for arthritis.

I don't know why people keep falling for these things. The only reason one needs to do any special cleansing is if they have been poisoned, and even then, you have to drink charcoal. Not some slick product that makes tons of promises!


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