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Default The South Beach Diet

Developed by a cardiologist but praised by proctologists, the South Beach Diet is a three phase program that minimizes the consumption of “bad carbohydrates and bad fats.” It also minimizes the wallpaper stability in your bathrooms.

Aside from the ketosis (a physiological state associated with chronic starvation), heart palpitations, headaches and lightheadedness, the South Beach Diet also causes “excessive fluid loss”. Guess which fluids and which orifice you’ll be losing it from.


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Default I love the south beach diet!

Have you ever tried the south beach diet? aparantly not if you say it causes lightheadedness and such. ive been on the southbeach diet and lost 40lbs and never experience problems with it, and i have never felt better, dont knock it until you try it, and did you say starve? well if youre used to eating like a glutton, first off, yeah youre going to be hungry for a few days!! duh!!!!!


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Cool Sounds decent...

All these new diet fads are weird and I don't like them. To me there is no substitute for a naturally balanced diet and exercise.


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Default Re: The South Beach Diet

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