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Old 05-22-2008
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This is a low-calorie, vegan diet made up of raw organic foods and faith. It's the only biblically-based diet on here and was developed by a reverend who must have had his confessional converted into a port-o-potty.

Some other things included in this holy diet are “adequate rest and sufficient amounts of sunshine”. I sure somewhere it also mentions rainbows and angels. The faith part comes in when you are praying to anyone who will listen through the bathroom door because you need your third roll of toilet paper.

Lord I pray that I lose my fat ass!


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Believe me I have the faith, but I've been praying for uears to lose the weight and it hasn't helped me!!!! Maybe I need some more rainbows


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Being vegan is hard enough, but being a raw foodist on top of it? Impossible! I can not be bothered to spend that much time thinking about what I am eating.


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you should copyright this and sell it.
you would make lots of money.

uh, or maybe NOT!....


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