Some Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?

3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?

5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

They are indeed very funny and give a direct blow to the recipient.I had taken this sentences down, to be used in the right time.

I agree with you about oil painting,but if you want to buy a head massager,you can cantact me.

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