Guess What This Is.....
Prison Vs. Work:
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
Prison:
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
Work:
You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
Prison:
You get three meals a day fully paid for.
Work:
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
Prison:
You get time off for good behavior.
Work:
You get more work for good behavior.
Prison:
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
Work:
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
Prison:
You can watch TV and play games.
Work:
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison:
You get your own toilet.
Work:
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
Prison:
They allow your family and friends to visit
Work:
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
Prison:
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
Work:
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
Prison:
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
Work:
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison:
You must deal with sadistic wardens
Work:
They are called managers.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read funny emails.
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Last edited by funny emails : 05-08-2008 at 07:14 PM.
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guess what this is.....
Prison in Austria
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