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Old 04-28-2008
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Help America - spend your rebate wisely.

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India ,

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will
help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and

beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US .

Thank you for your help.

Signed, Governor Spitzer.


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Mr. Spitzer has gone through enough already. Leave the man be. His wife must be extremely frigid and cold in bed. Maybe her vagina sealed shut making her incapable of allowing a penis to enter.


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Who is this guy? Where is he the governor? I never heard of him


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