1 - The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2 - Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3 - Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4 - A dog's parents never visit.

5 - Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice...

to get your point across.

6 - You never have to wait for a dog...

they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7 - Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8 - Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9 - A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,

"If I died, would you get another dog?"

10 - If a dog has babies...

you put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11 - A dog will let you put a studded collar on it...

without calling you a pervert.

12 - If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.

They just think it's interesting.

13 - Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14 - If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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