I got this in my email I thought it was funny.
It is the Louisiana Public School word of the day:

Omlette: (Let's use it in a sentence)

'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide'

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Maybe you should move this post over into the racist category forum. But Omelette this one slide......

oh my god that was so F*^#ing funny

I hate ebonics. The kids know how to talk, I seriously doubt anyone is that isolated from the rest of society, in our modern world. They watch TV, listen to the radio, go shopping and read ads, they can speak good ole English, but choose not to.

I laugh when kids come in to ask for a job, slobbering gibberish for half of the interview, then slowly realize how unlikely I am to hire an idiot, so their language begins to take on normal tones and before u know it, wow, they can speak like normal people. YO YO YO

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