Husband and wife are shopping at the supermarket when the man picks up a case of Heineken and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on sale, only $10 for 12 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on
shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it
into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

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The man replies...



'SO DO 12 CANS OF HEINEKEN

AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'

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