A Letter To The IRS

Funny Pictures · #1 (**permalink**) 09-03-2008

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer, and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper, detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

Brandbla8 · #2 (**permalink**) 09-05-2008

Yet another great one. I wonder if that would really work. i mean we as tax payer could help with the budget by sending in items needed.

mscott · #3 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008

I wonder who the first person to try this will be. It is funny and sad because of the truth in it. Too bad i won't do it because I know the stinking IRS would be all over me the next day.

niceangelbaby · #4 (**permalink**) 10-26-2008

just been browsing and came across www.watchesshopping.net there prices seem to be way lower that standard. All of the wristwatches seem to be priced around $200 to $300. Are they fakes? The site seems to look quite legit.