I really like to pee and poop in my pants. one time i was in the garden and i was pulling weeds, I really needed to go to the bathroom, but i also needed to finish up out side. It was very hot out, and i was in a squatting position, wear a skirt. all of the sudden, by bladder relaxes, i was very surprised, do much pee stats to rush into the grass. it goes down my legs. i stand up, still peeing, and start walking to the house- STILL PEEING. i stop. i can't go anyfurther. i stand there holding up my skirt, bending my legs slightly, and poo a little. it hangs out of my butt for a few seconds, i reach down and feel it. Its really solid. i poo some more. its like a rod/penis w/ erection. my underwear stands out like 5 in. its really weird. right there when i stop poopig i take off my underwear- i cant beilive i just did all that-wow. About a week later i'm watching a movie and sitting on the couch all snuggled. i have to go to the bathroom sooooo bad, but i know that i'm not going to get up. I put my hand down my pants to feel my vagina, its irritated becuase of the sex i had last night. i decide to take off my pants, but keep my thong on. I put my hand over my vagina, but lightly. I try to pee. It squirts up and every where i pull up my finger and let myself leak all over the couch. the i roll out of the couch and into the kitchen. i squat, and poo on the ground- fun times!